Anonymous asked: do you know if there is a compilation of all of martin's scenes in Ali G indahouse?
nope, no idea…maybe youtube?
—-anyone?
I’m 10 minutes in “Ali G in da House”…I can’t go on….seeing Martin as Ricky C and listening to him talking like that…omg I can’t stop laughing…..
Anonymous asked: Am i the only one who fancy how martin sounds when he has a runny nose? His voice is different, like deeper.. you feel like hugging him and taking care of him, cuddling in a huge warm blanket with him and watching movies all day long and drinking cuppas and hot chocolate and ending that with a good dirty shag. i wouldn't mind kissing him even if he's got a cold, i would litteraly stick my tongue in his mouth anytime.
He always sounds as if he has a runny nose, though :P
Anonymous asked: I hate when its getting dark, im so horny in my bed, so ready for a cock in my ass or mouth, i just fucking wanna do nothing but spending my days n nights on tumblr, watching all martins series and movies none stop, wanking all day long over martin's pictures and videos i mean this guy is my porn. i'm not interested in real porn anymore. just in Martin. he's my god. he attracts me so damn much it is scary. his gorgeous and sweet voice makes my dick hard and i wanna fuck him 'till he's shaking!
I feel ya, bro…

foxfeatures asked: If just like to say that for some bizarre reason I keep finding that I'm not following you :( so I keep refollowing you. Sorry if its annoying! Don't know why this happens!
No worries! - I’ve noticed I lose like 4 followers at the same time…like I refresh the page and from 2 to 4 followers are suddenly gone….and then like 10 minutes later either I gained new ones or they reappeared….it’s weird.
But thanks for keep following back :)
oh hell no, it isn’t wrong. i would gladly fuck him given the chance.
but yes, I would love to watch Martin being fucked by a man. being made to suck cock, swallow cum and rim an arse. god yes i want to see Martin bottom for a man…or hell even MEN….
mmmmph… Jesus fuck…
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Nice! Yes! I want to see Martin on every sexual scenario possible

I blame fanfics for these thoughts :P
i know i normally want to martin to fuck me. but i really want to fuck him. which is weird for me because i’m a bottom and submissive, but i really want to know what being inside him feels like. i want to feel his warm muscles clenching around my cock.
god i want him to suck me too. i want his precious nose in my pubes, i want his tongue on my shaft and i want him to lick and suckle at my balls.
god martin…you make me want to top…BRAVO
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Martin makes us want to do things we never thought we wanted, that little shit….
but dude now I want you or someone to fuck him,….is that wrong?…I mean what you’re describing……daaaamn—-I want to see that! XD